Let me start off by saying that, as a Marvel fan, I liked this film better than Iron Man 3. And much more than The Dark Knight Rises. Story-wise, this film was great (which is what those other two lacked). But there were things I liked, and things I definitely did not.
First of all, somewhat sarcastically, this movie might has well have been named "Superman Begins," because it was essentially Batman Begins but for Clark Kent instead of Bruce Wayne.
That being said, as far as re-telling the origin story goes, this film does enough new ideas with Krypton that I forgive it for re-telling an origin story that everybody in the target audience already knows. It works.
OK, bad things first.
Shannon was annoying. His voice seemed to keep changing throughout the film, which was really confusing and annoying. But overall, the actor was just annoying. I get that they wanted to distinguish him from Terrance Stamp's portrayal, but still.
Amy Adams failed to impress me. Besides giving her a camera and following the Superman trail, she didn't really come off as a reporter. It wasn't essential to the story, or to her character.
Which leads me to, these characters were so one-dimensional. I didn't care about Lois. Or Perry White. Or Jimmy Olsen (oh, wait, that's because he wasn't in the movie). Jonathan Kent's morality and the dilemma he and Clark face is super simplified. Maybe they assumed enough people watched Smallville to know more about that. Faora was a killing machine, but we don't know why.
Zod is the worst. And he's the worst because the writers knew that he was one dimensional, they knew that he didn't have proper motivation, so they wrote in an excuse for that. "He's like that because he was programmed to be." That's not a great villain. That bothered me so much.
As minor as it may be, why was Superman's chest hair crawling out of his suit? Is that supposed to look good? Surely the costume designers could have made the suit fit tighter to the neck. Or something. Who made that call? Am I the only one bothered by this?
Also, the Kryptonian USB stick. As lame as it was, I went along with it, until the whole "it doesn't work! Why doesn't it work! Oh, it's because this needs to be slightly turned. Fixed!" So stupid.
I miss Jimmy Olsen.
Now on to the "large" complaints.
1. Felt too much like a remake of Superman II and not enough like a fresh new installment to reboot the franchise and kickstart the DC Cinematic Universe. The villains were essentially the same: Zod, right hand woman (not technically Faora in the 1970s, but super-duper similar), and mute muscle force that accompanies them. They get locked in the Phantom Zone at the beginning, get freed, and try to take over Earth. Then Superman stops them. Felt very similar.
2. Too much focus on aliens/first contact. I know that this was Snyder's intention, so some of you may disagree with me on this, but when I want to see Superman, I want a superhero movie, not an alien invasion movie. If I want that, then I'll watch an alien movie. Superman has become an icon of the Superhero genre, a symbol of comic fans everywhere, and this film was less a superhero movie and more an alien sci-fi flick. The Avengers had aliens, and ships, and invasions, but it wasn't the focus, it was part of the feel of a superhero story. The focus on aliens, the technology, Kryptonian animals, spaceships, it was all too much for my tastes. Not enough of Superman being an ideal, or his morality, he was just trying to stop the evil man killing people.
3. I hated how Jonathan Kent died. I don't buy that scene at all. First of all, Clark could have saved the dog without using powers, so Jonathan should have never gone back out there. Secondly, I've got enough faith in humanity to think that somebody else in that crowd besides Clark would have tried to go out and help him. Thirdly, Jonathan wasn't given enough development for me to buy that he would rather die right in front of Clark and Martha instead of Clark saving him because it might potentially set some people wondering. Finally, I don't believe that Clark would have let him die. I don't care if he thought Jonathan wanted it that way, he would not have just let his father die when he could have saved him. I much prefer the death method of the heart attack, something not even Clark can stop.
OK, now on to positives.
It was visually stunning. Which should be a given since Zack Snyder directed it.
I like the idea that the Fortress of Solitude is a ship. It makes more sense than an ice crystal castle that nobody notices but Lex Luthor can find easily. Good decision there.
Faora was fun to watch. So quick and merciless, that was a nice effect to see rather than just brute strength.
The story was very well done in explaining how he finally finds out about his history, and how Zod et. al manage to show up right at that time. I was angry at first at the convenience of that, but then they actually explained it in a believable way with the distress call activation. And explaining how the Zod Squad escaped the Phantom Zone.
I liked that he killed Zod. Now, I don't want Superman to lose his morality, and become a killing machine. But I hate when superheros are like "dude no way I totally can't kill him I don't do that" and everybody else is like "but dude this guy is totally evil and he definitely needs to die" and he's like "but I CAN'T!" I think the writers did a good job of finding a way to make it necessary, so he had to do it, but it was unavoidable, and he hated doing it, and was horrified by it.
References. Now, I'm not a DC fan, and I've never read a Superman comic, but I know a lot of the cinematic and television history. I loved seeing the LexCorp sign on the trucks, and though I missed it, I read that "Wayne Enterprises" appeared on the satellite that was destroyed near the end of the film. And having Lana Lang and Pete Ross, even in small roles, was nice to catch.
I also enjoyed the Christian themes in the film. These range from the obvious (meeting with the pastor) to the subtle (Superman being 33 when Zod arrived), and the general (Superman being sent from the "heavens" by his father to save mankind).
Overall I liked the film. Jonathan's death was really the only thing that I completely disliked. Everything else I can live with.
I really think that a sequel, picking up after mankind has accepted that there are aliens and its no longer the main focus of the story, could be mind blowing.
7.5 out of 10
In recent film context: Avengers > Amazing Spider-Man and Man of Steel > Iron Man 3 and Dark Knight Rises
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Sunday, June 16, 2013
100 Words or Less: *minor spoilers* Man of Steel (2013)
This movie had the potential to be amazing. It was very well
done, but a few things kept it from being as great as I thought it could be.
I disagree with Snyder’s focus on aliens/first contact,
instead of the superhero feel Superman has become an icon of.
Characters are only skin deep. Especially disappointed with Amy Adams (Lois).
I hated how they killed Jonathan.
In general, it felt too much like a remake of Superman II
than a new installment to reboot the franchise.
Hopefully the sequel can pick up with the positives and
skyrocket from there. Such potential.
Friday, June 14, 2013
100 Words or Less: Superman (1948)
This was a well-made serial.
Kirk Alyn (uncredited) did great job at portraying two different characters. Noel Neill is now
my favorite Lois. She captures the essence
without being annoying. I loved her hat.
Phrases like “This looks like a job for Superman” and “Up,
up, and awaaaaay!” were overused. Superman’s powers were animated, which
looked silly, but for the 1940s, I’d rather have a well-done animated sequence over
ridiculous live-action. They were edited quite well, although some segments
were overused.
These flaws would have been reduced by seeing one chapter a
week, but I watched it in one sitting.
Wednesday, June 12, 2013
100 Words or Less: Batman and Robin (1949 serial)
I’m not sure how many film serials had sequels, but this was
one of those sequels. Somehow, even though everything was marginally better
than the original (acting, costumes, music), this one was still worse. Probably
because the plot was so much more boring. New cast, so no Alfred to save the
day. And though the acting in the original wasn’t great, I could at least buy
that everybody looked the part. In
this take, Robin looked older than Batman.
This one also took me two sittings to finish.
There was one thing that stayed the same for the sequel: Fedoras
100 Words or Less: Batman (1943 serial)
Very old. Very Racist. Bad costumes. Horrible fight
choreography. Despite the age, and the medium (serial as opposed to film), it’s
hard to take seriously. It’s hard for most modern viewers to appreciate a
serial. Watching it in one sitting (or two), was hard. Constant cliffhangers,
redundancies everywhere.
It introduced the Batcave to the mythology, and it earned a sequel. Really, though, the only positive thing was William Austin as Alfred. 70 years ago, this may have been exciting. But the dialogue is awful. And the actor playing the lead will forever have me refer to this as “Fatman.”
Fedoras.
Tuesday, June 11, 2013
Operation: 100 Words or Less
Just how much is (are?) 100 words?
After reading some humorous reviews of the Superman films of
the 1970s-80s, I’ve been inspired to go back through the old superhero films
and give a fresh take on them here on this blog. But that’s a daunting task.
There are easily over 50 films up for review (note: I’ll only be reviewing the
films I own, which is most, but not
all of them). The catch? I’ll try to keep these reviews short and to the point:
100 words or less. How much is that? I’ve used 100 words in this post.
(OK, I'm past 100 words, but I want to put up the list of films to come...)
Again, I'm only reviewing the films I own or have regular, dependable, legal access to (Netfilx). This is because, before each review, I will watch the film. So, this is going to take several months. I'll go in spurts based on character, so I'll start with the character with the most films in the following list: Batman. Look for his first review this week!
-Batman and Robin (1949 serial)
Marvel:
-Captain America (1944 serial)
-Superman and the Mole Men (1951)
-Stamp Day for Superman (1954)
Marvel:
-Captain America (1944 serial)
1950s - George Reeves brings Superman to Life on TV
-Atom Man vs. Superman (1950 serial)-Superman and the Mole Men (1951)
-Stamp Day for Superman (1954)
1970s - Superman takes over
DC:
-Superman (1978)
Marvel:
-Spider-Man (1977)
-The Incredible Hulk (1977)
-Dr. Strange (1978)
-Captain America (1979)
-Captain America II: Death Too Soon (1979)
1980s - Superman fades and Batman re-emerges
DC:
-Superman II (1980)
-Superman II (1980)
-Superman III (1983)
-Supergirl (1984)
-Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987)
-Batman (1989)
Marvel:
-Superman IV: The Quest for Peace (1987)
-Batman (1989)
Marvel:
-Howard the Duck (1986)
-The Incredible Hulk Returns (1988)
-The Punisher (1989)
-The Trial of the Incredible Hulk (1989)
1990-1995 - Batman is cool again
DC:
-Batman Returns (1992)
-Batman Forever (1995)
Marvel:
-Captain America (1990)
-The Death of the Incredible Hulk (1990)
-The Fantastic Four (1994)
Dark Horse:
-The Mask (1994)
Rebellion:
-Judge Dredd (2005)
Independent:
-Darkman (1990)
Dark Horse:
-The Mask (1994)
Rebellion:
-Judge Dredd (2005)
Independent:
-Darkman (1990)
1996-2000 - Batman is ruined, now it's Marvel's turn to shine
DC:
-Batman & Robin (1997)
-Steel (1997)
Marvel:
Image:
2002 - Spider-Man is here, and the superhero genre explodes
DC:
-Road to Perdition
Marvel:
-Blade II
-Spider-Man
2003 - DC still recovering, Marvel expanding
DC:
-The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen
Marvel:
-Daredevil
-Hulk
2004 - DC flops a spinoff, Marvel continues to grow
-The Punisher
-Spider-Man 2
-Blade: Trinity
Dark Horse:
-Hellboy
Dark Horse:
-Hellboy
2005 - Batman is back
DC:
-Batman Begins
-V for Vendetta
Marvel:
-Elektra
-Man-Thing
-Fantastic Four
Dark Horse:
-Sin City
-Son of the Mask
2006 - Superman is back. Well, kind of.
DC:
-Superman Returns
-Superman Returns: The Richard Donner Cut
Marvel:
-Ghost Rider
-Spider-Man 3
-Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
Dark Horse:
-300
Dark Horse:
-300
2008 - Superhero films are no longer just for nerds
DC:
-The Dark Knight
-The Spirit
Marvel:
-Iron Man
-The Incredible Hulk
-Punisher: War Zone
Dark Horse:
-Hellboy II: The Golden Army
Independent:
-Hancock
2009 - Source material? What source material.
DC:
-Watchmen
Marvel:
-X-Men Origins: Wolverine
2010 - The Avengers are coming, DC isn't even trying.
DC:
-Jonah Hex
-The Losers
Marvel:
-Iron Man 2
-Thor
-Captain America: The First Avenger
2012 - Batman vs. Avengers
DC:
-The Dark Knight Rises
Marvel:
-Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance
-The Avengers
-Kick-Ass 2
-Thor: The Dark World
Dark Horse:
-R.I.P.D.
-Sin City: A Dame to Kill For
Independent:
-The Lone Ranger
Dark Horse:
-R.I.P.D.
-Sin City: A Dame to Kill For
Independent:
-The Lone Ranger
Wednesday, June 5, 2013
A quick summary of MCU comics: Part 9/9 [Thor: The Dark World Prelude]
NOW UPDATED TO INCLUDE PART 2 (after part 1)
So, I now have to re-number all of my comic posts on MCU comics, because they just released a ninth one!
This one takes place after Thor and before The Avengers. This is part 1 of 2, so I expect 2 to bring more info, but this one isn't bad. Highlights?
- Shit is going down all over the 9 realms. Specifically,
+Frost giants on Jotunheim know something is going on. Plus, their king is dead now.
+Trolls on Nidavellir are getting ready to attack the Dwarves, since Asgard can't help the Dwarf king Eitri
+Badoons are falling into civil war, which will soon spread to other planets
+Mauraders are amassing near Vanaheim
Additionally,
-Odin tells Thor that he basically put the universe on fast forward to Ragnarok, essentially an Asgardian apocalypse
-We get a reference to Tyr, who is set to appear in the film, but we don't see him
-Thor keeps himself from looking for a way to Jane. "Now is not the time."
-Jane is trying to re-open the wormhole to Asgard. And she would have succeeded, except Thor broke it.
-Frigga (Thor's mother) finds out Loki is alive, and working with Thanos, and when they find out he's on Earth, Odin tells Thor there is another way to get between realms without the Bifrost -- dark energy.
-Turns out that the Asgardians need the Tesseract to rebuild the Bifrost. So, expect that to be a plot point future films.
-We see Coulson getting Jane Foster moved as mentioned in the film. Not new info, but nice to see it from the other side
-Lots of stuff from the movie, followed by "To Be Continued"
-Jane Foster finds out why she was whisked away, and watches the battle of New York on TV
-Before Thor leaves, he gives a message to Selvig for Jane, but Selvig forgets it, and Jane is pissed at Thor. "Thor was here, and then he just left again. No message. Nothing. Not a word. For the last year, every waking thought I had was of him. Of finding him. All the work I did, it was for nothing. So, that's it. I'm done."
-Frigga still feels sorry for Loki, but Odin no longer considers him his son, calling him Laufeyson
-On Vanaheim, the Mauraders are ripping into the Vanir
-Thor gives the Tesseract to Heimdall, who uses it to restore to Bifrost.
-Thor gives a pep talk to Asgard about the entire universe needing they're help (more or less).
So, I now have to re-number all of my comic posts on MCU comics, because they just released a ninth one!
This one takes place after Thor and before The Avengers. This is part 1 of 2, so I expect 2 to bring more info, but this one isn't bad. Highlights?
- Shit is going down all over the 9 realms. Specifically,
+Frost giants on Jotunheim know something is going on. Plus, their king is dead now.
+Trolls on Nidavellir are getting ready to attack the Dwarves, since Asgard can't help the Dwarf king Eitri
+Badoons are falling into civil war, which will soon spread to other planets
+Mauraders are amassing near Vanaheim
Additionally,
-Odin tells Thor that he basically put the universe on fast forward to Ragnarok, essentially an Asgardian apocalypse
-We get a reference to Tyr, who is set to appear in the film, but we don't see him
-Thor keeps himself from looking for a way to Jane. "Now is not the time."
-Jane is trying to re-open the wormhole to Asgard. And she would have succeeded, except Thor broke it.
-Frigga (Thor's mother) finds out Loki is alive, and working with Thanos, and when they find out he's on Earth, Odin tells Thor there is another way to get between realms without the Bifrost -- dark energy.
-Turns out that the Asgardians need the Tesseract to rebuild the Bifrost. So, expect that to be a plot point future films.
-We see Coulson getting Jane Foster moved as mentioned in the film. Not new info, but nice to see it from the other side
-Lots of stuff from the movie, followed by "To Be Continued"
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Frigga right before contacting Loki, seeing Thanos and The Other |
PART 2
-Sif keeps tabs on Thor via Heimdall while he is on Earth during "Avengers"-Jane Foster finds out why she was whisked away, and watches the battle of New York on TV
-Before Thor leaves, he gives a message to Selvig for Jane, but Selvig forgets it, and Jane is pissed at Thor. "Thor was here, and then he just left again. No message. Nothing. Not a word. For the last year, every waking thought I had was of him. Of finding him. All the work I did, it was for nothing. So, that's it. I'm done."
-Frigga still feels sorry for Loki, but Odin no longer considers him his son, calling him Laufeyson
-On Vanaheim, the Mauraders are ripping into the Vanir
-Thor gives the Tesseract to Heimdall, who uses it to restore to Bifrost.
-Thor gives a pep talk to Asgard about the entire universe needing they're help (more or less).
Tuesday, June 4, 2013
A quick summary of MCU comics: Part 8/9 [Fury's Big Week]
So I saved the best for last. That means its supposed to be last, so, if you haven't read the first ones, do so!
Now for probably the best and most important tie-in comic: Fury's Big Week.
Why is this one so cool? Well, for starters, the name. The title comes from the fact that the main happenings of Iron Man 2, The Incredible Hulk, and Thor all occur within about a week of each other. So this comic gives a nice timeline.
Additionally, this comic ties in to every movie/character, not just one, and has a lot of "between the scenes" stuff, not just "behind the scenes," and really helps tie the movies together and explain a lot of details. If you're going to read any of them, read this one. I'm actually not going to give much plot, just list some things this story addresses.
- A lot of tension between the World Security Council and Nick Fury, and how Nick Fury gets away with ignoring them. In his words, "We keep doing what we're doing and tell them that we're doing what they want us to be doing."
- The non-cure SHIELD develops for Stark's Palladium poisoning (Black Widow injects him in the donut shop).
- Major plot points of all the movies. Stark vs. Rhodey, him dying, Jane Foster's research, Thor trying to get his hammer, Loki trying as well, Hulk tearing up Culver University, Blonsky fighting him, the Destroyer, the Hulk fight in Harlem
- Some background, exposition on Hawkeye. Why he's in New Mexico with Thor.
- Nice references to the short film A Funny Thing Happened on the way to Thor's Hammer
- Some background into why Black Widow is so freaking terrified of the Hulk in the Avengers. Hint: she's seen him Hulk out in person before (Culver University). She saw the Abomination first-hand too.
- SHIELD using the Destroyer to make new weapons, as seen being used by Coulson in The Avengers
- Nick Fury and Gen. Ross whipping it out (not literally). But they disagree about a lot of things.
- Whatever happened to Samuel Sterns? Yeah, he transformed into the Leader. He just didn't get very far.
- Turns out SHIELD (Nick Fury) was actually looking for Cap -- for years -- they didn't just "happen" to find him.
- Turns out Loki met Hawkeye when he was "possessing" Selvig at the end of Thor, which is why he brainwashed him in Avengers.
- Lots of great Coulson personality in comic form.
- More Nick Fury magic. Remember in The Avengers, they wanted all their focus on Phase 2? Yeah, that's happening here. They want his top priority to be on learning about the Tesseract, and they get pissed when they find out he's been up to other projects. The way he defends himself is amazing, and he ties everything together nicely with the Tesseract.
"I not only saved Tony Stark's life, but I also provided the guidance he needed to finish his father's work. The greatest result of that being the creation of a new element, which might be extremely useful in reigniting the Tesseract.
After that, I formed an alliance with the extra-terrestrial Thor and then recovered the Asgardian weaponized armor, which if I'm not mistaken comes from the same realm as the Tesseract. Maybe my pal Dr. Erik Selvig, another recent ally, can learn more about the Tesseract from the armor, or vice versa? Just a thought.
After that I ran interference to keep that halfwit good Thaddeus Ross from destroying New York City with his enhanced psycho-soldier. I'd hate to speculate on how a man like Ross got his hands on the classified intelligence that led to that horrifying incident.
Oh! And meanwhile I've kept a small team on the hunt for Steve Rogers, which I know might be perceived as disobeying orders...I just thought it might be handy to have access to the only human being on the planet that has had any direct experience with the Tesseract."
Here are some of the great photos from the comic, relating to the films. Because this comic is its own story, these pages help to remind the reader where they are in terms of the events of the films.
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Romanoff updates Fury on Stark's "situation" |
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Stop. Hammer time. |
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My guess is the Hulk was mad that there was no Culver's at Culver University |
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Hawkeye in New Mexico after Thor pwned the Destroyer |
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Black Widow observing the fight in Harlem |
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Samuel Sterns did in fact start transforming into the Leader. He was then shot by Black Widow. |
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HULK STRANGLE! |
A quick summary of MCU comics: Part 7/9 [I am Iron Man]
Didn't think I was ever going to finish this, eh? Well, I am. Today! Why? Because a new MCU comic comes out tomorrow, a Thor: The Dark World prelude. So I need to get caught up!
First things first. If you haven't seen the others, you should do that too.
Part: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9
This post is about "I am Iron Man!"
And it'll be short. Because, well, it's basically just a comic version of the movie. Like the Thor comic.
There are a couple pages of dialogue between Fury and Stark picking up during the post-credits scene of the film. Basically, Stark gives Fury the cold shoulder, and Fury tells Coulson to prepare Natasha (Black Widow) that they need her services, so a nice lead-in to Iron Man 2, as well as the Black Widow prelude comic.
First things first. If you haven't seen the others, you should do that too.
This post is about "I am Iron Man!"
And it'll be short. Because, well, it's basically just a comic version of the movie. Like the Thor comic.
There are a couple pages of dialogue between Fury and Stark picking up during the post-credits scene of the film. Basically, Stark gives Fury the cold shoulder, and Fury tells Coulson to prepare Natasha (Black Widow) that they need her services, so a nice lead-in to Iron Man 2, as well as the Black Widow prelude comic.
Monday, June 3, 2013
Cosplay of the Week: June 3, 2013
So the new Wolverine movie is coming up next month, but did you know that, in the comics, there's actually a female clone of Wolverine? Her name is X-23, and given that the X-Men universe is expanding once again, and Hugh Jackman might not have many more years left as everybody's favorite badass, maybe X-23 will fill the void.
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